sanctuary of my insanity.

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via trust)

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kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(via bastille)

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dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.

(Source: hardqueersoftfemme, via d-um-b)

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surprisebitch:

LET HER LIVE

surprisebitch:

LET HER LIVE

(Source: pinkcookiedimples, via trust)

(Source: annaessecer, via deair)

(Source: wednesdaysbreakfast, via helpfvl)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via pizza)

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kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

(Source: iiiarclight, via ddouches)

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

(via biter)

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(Source: yenzai, via stabs)

zeram:

maozedung:

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve 

i almost spit everywhere

(via starry-nightz)

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(Source: watermelon-ocean, via stabs)

seriousjones:

cool tricks to share with your kids

(via pizza)

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dominicandeathtrap:

i just forgot about all my problems

(Source: coreydrake, via bitchesforbreakfast)

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