*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself
If you can rock a beanie , you can rock me in bed
Diary entries of a recovering teenage girl. 9/12/2013
The sad thing is, this is so disgustingly accurate to my life that it’s scary.
Sex is so strange.
Things to Learn in Your 20s
1. Apartment living robs you. Renting a small place with the gay best friend is the way to go.
2. Wine > vodka.
3. Leggings = life made.
4. Roommates are great to try recipes out on.
5. Disney movies will never get old.
6. Cheaters are not worth it.
7. Go the speed limit. Tickets are the…
This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.
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everyone needs these christmas lights on their blog
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EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SCENE NEEDS THEIR OWN PERSONALIZED ACADEMY AWARD
what did i just witness.
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Stephen Fry interviewing Simon Lokodo, Uganda’s Minister for “Ethics and Integrity”
Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.
satan: 1 god: 0
Just gonna reblog this again because I can.
Marilyn Monroe photographed by Carl Perutz, 1958.
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for cold, snowy nights.
Stop everything. Listen with headphones.
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missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb