U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
i just forgot about all my problems